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10 very British things to do at Christmas!
By Andrew Cahilll
1. Your diet should consist of Turkey, nuts, sweets, chocolate, mince pies, and lots of alcohol.
2. Get wasted on Christmas Eve, its always a better night out, plus it makes it easier to sleep through the excitement.
3. Pile up the food on your plate at Christmas lunch, it will make your mum, who has spent all morning preparing it, very happy!
4. Watch plenty of lame Christmas comedy specials, films, and of course the football!
5. Put your dads gift in a huge box weighed down by a few rocks, so he thinks hes got a massive present only to find a pair of socks when he opens it! Its a classic.
6. Pray that it will snow!
7. Take the micky out of Grandmas northern accent!
8. Ruin your house and front garden with tacky Christmas lights.
9. Compliment any ladies wearing cute Santa costumes, you might just get a little gift from them!
10. Finally, save all your advent calendar chocolates until Christmas day, then scoff them all at once!
Andrew Cahill
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